The power to resist trolling.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to sing but your mute

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!