The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to in power your self

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!