The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!