The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The ability to not talk.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to be an idiot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!