The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power to die while dieing

The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

The power to resist trolling.

The power to communicate with dandelions.

The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

the super power to remove your super power

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

The ability to sweat caramel

the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

The power to cook bad meals.

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!