The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!