The power to walk into Mordor.

Power to always have exact change.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

The power to fill in ___ blank

the power to die at will

The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

The power to fly only when in a car.

The power to change your urine to any color

The ability to read a book by its cover

The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

The ability to be a successful troll.

The ability to breathe automatically

The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

the ability to enjoy school

The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

The power to exist

The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

The power to have the longest little finger

The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!