The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to see through windows

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!