The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to talk to dust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!