The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to pee standing up

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to not watch south park

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!