The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to make fish drown.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!