The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to attract bullets.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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Being a freemason

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!