The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power of creating poop.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to turn into paper

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to be HUMAN

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the power to get really mad.

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the power to make elton john gay

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Balls.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!