The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!