The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to do nothing.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to change your emotions at will

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to breathe

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!