The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to pee standing up

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power to not have power

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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the ability to die once you have died

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!