The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

The power to jump -50% higher

The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

The power to send emails via pigeon

the super power to remove your super power

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

The ability to sweat caramel

The power to make fish drown.

the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

Walk on water, swim in land!

The power to have 21/20 vision.

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!