the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to see through bones.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!