The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!