- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

The power to suck your own dick

the super power to remove your super power

the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

The power to levitate birds with your mind.

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

The power to make fish drown.

Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

The power to think with a 6 year time gap

The power to transform into anything you have already become

Power to always have exact change.

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

The power to see through bones.

The power to have 21/20 vision.

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

The power to be an idiot.

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

alarm that goes off when hiding

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

Pointless Super Powers