The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!