The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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the power to see the present.

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Being a freemason

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to die while dieing

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!