- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to heal...... Your Opponent

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

The powers to lose your current power forever

The power to slow down time while you are at school

The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

The ability to see through glass

The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

the ability to turn into random hats

the power to walk through unlocked doors

Guys, it's over.

The ability to fart like a zombie.

the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

The ability to catch any ilness you want.

Pointless Super Powers