The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The ability to do nothing

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!