The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to see the present.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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the power to move something right next to you

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to have a power

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to see through windows

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!