The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!