the ability to die once you have died

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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solar powered night-vision

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!