the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power to fly indoors

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to not have a power.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!