the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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the power to lose your power at will

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!