The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

Liam Brudenell

the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

The power to melt ice into hot ice

The power to swallow chewed up food.

Crap out everything you're allergic too

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

The power to get thumbs down.

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

Being a freemason

The power to fly into the sun.

the power to see the present.

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

The power to f*ck yourself

The power to fly when your in an airplane

the power to move something right next to you

the ability to die once you have died

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!