the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The ability to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!