The ability to see through glass

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!