The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to transform into air.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power of Acid Tears

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!