the power to shit with your mouth

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the ability to enjoy school

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!