- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

The ability to catch any ilness you want.

The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

the power to glow in the light

The power to never end your .

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to think out loud without saying a word

The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

The power to liquify yourself.

the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

The power to smell farts nearby

The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

The power to do your homework.

The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

thee power to not eat but still starve

Pointless Super Powers