the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

The Power of being Friendzoned

The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

The power of eating from ears.

The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

The power to have broads in Atlanta.

The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to make fish appear in pants.

The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!