Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The power to think with a 6 year time gap

thumb_up thumb_down -24

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

thumb_up thumb_down -38

The power to fly into the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

The power to find lost socks.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to come second in any race

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

The power to fly when your in an airplane

thumb_up thumb_down -50

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

thumb_up thumb_down -54

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

The power to have a power.

thumb_up thumb_down -80

The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!