Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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Imortality.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!