The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to speak in Braille

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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the power to not have power

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power of eating from ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!