The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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the power to be a complete troll

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!