The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to shit brix

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!