the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to have bad luck!

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Being a freemason

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!