The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to not have a power.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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the power to fail

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Power to always have exact change.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to have a power

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power of Acid Tears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!