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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires
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The power to wink really fast.
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The power to breath while under a container of water
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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.
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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.
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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!
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The power to think with a 6 year time gap
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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).
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The power to be stupid
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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches
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The power to fart flames
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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh
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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.
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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.
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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you
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The power to fly into the sun.
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The power to find lost socks.
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The power to come second in any race
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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.
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The power to do anything within your limits.
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The power to see through pastry..
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The ability to crap out acid once every month.
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The power to play a flute with your ass
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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!