The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to breathe

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to be born.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!