the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power spite flower

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to write a country song

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!