the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to commit suicide.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!