The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to have bad luck!

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!