the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to sing but your mute

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The Power to be aqua man

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!