the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The ability to see through glass

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To pee standing up.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to see through water

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to get older every second

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!