ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!