The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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power to see through glass doors

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!