The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The Power to be aqua man

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!