The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to breathe

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to sleep

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!