The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to think about useless power

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!