the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!