The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power to become inverted background color.

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!