The power to go part way through walls

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The ability to see through glass.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the power to

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!