The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the power to have no one read this post

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Imortality.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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the power to fly for a second

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the super power to remove your super power

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to get older every second

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to switch gender identity

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!