the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to fly indoors

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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Swiss army teeth.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!