The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to die while dieing

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to go part way through walls

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!