The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!