The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to die while dieing

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The Power to Combust

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The ability to not talk.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to fart flames

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!