the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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KeemStar

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to exist

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!