the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The ability to make your text green on google

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!