The power to predict the past.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!