The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to create shit

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!