The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to pee poop

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!