power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to predict the past

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to fall up.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to like any show

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!