The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the power to create a meme

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!