The Power to be aqua man

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to see the present.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the power to seduce hats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!