turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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black people

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to pee ants.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!