The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

Power to not Sleep during Finals.

The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

the power to die tomorrow morning.

The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

The power to turn cancer into aids.

The power to lick your own back...

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

the power to make toast into bread

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

The power to go part way through walls

The ability to be a successful troll.

The power to do NOTHING!

How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

The power of your girlfriend's will

the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

The power to go through open windows

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!