The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!