The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to run if you have no legs

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!