the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to predict the past

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to have a black president

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!