the power to create Snyder films. xD

the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

The power to jump only one centimeter high.

the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

The power to create nothing out of nothing

Power to not Sleep during Finals.

The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to shapeshift into a worm.

The power to lick your own back...

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

The power to make vegetables horny.

The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

The power to control facial hair of women.

The power to make thing look blurry for your self

The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!