The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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Asexual reproduction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!