the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to bi ugly

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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power to breathe

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the power to become semi-transparent

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!