The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

thumb_up thumb_down -62

The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

thumb_up thumb_down -90

The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The ability to talk to dust mites.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

thumb_up thumb_down +129

The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

thumb_up thumb_down +93

the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to shapeshift into a worm.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

thumb_up thumb_down +71

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!