The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to write complete sentenc

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the power to die at will

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to snore.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!