The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

The power of bullet attraction.

the power to talk to fish but not people

The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

Death at will

The power to suck deez nuts

The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

The power to not Waste time

The power to fly but only in closed spaces

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

The power to die whenever you fall asleep

The power to control facial hair of women.

the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

The power to give yourself a BJ.

The power to write about power.

The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

Asexual reproduction.

Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!