The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to kill yourself

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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wast your time on the computer

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!