the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to snore.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!