The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

The power to bleed

The power to do EXACTLY nothing

The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

The power of a power of a power of a power

The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

The power of throwing back grenades

The power to turn any drink into pee.

The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!