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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction
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The power to bleed
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The power to do EXACTLY nothing
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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.
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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.
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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium
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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.
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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it
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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!
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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist
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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos
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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts
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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...
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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf
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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.
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The power of a power of a power of a power
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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.
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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK
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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.
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The power of throwing back grenades
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The power to turn any drink into pee.
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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time
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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you
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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!