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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!
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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.
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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.
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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf
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The power to die and get away with it
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the power to die....
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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...
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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black
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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.
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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory
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The power to time travel 1 second at a time
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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463
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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time
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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze
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the ability to turn coke into pepsi
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The power to shapeshift into a worm.
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The power to lick your own back...
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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground
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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples
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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.
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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.
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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!
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The power to see in to the future of one second
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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!