The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to have a small penis

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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black people

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!