The power to speak braille

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to fall up.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to like any show

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to think salmon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!