The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to breathe

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!