The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to seduce hats

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!