(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

The ability to be a successful troll.

the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

The power of your girlfriend's will

Have sex but not feel it

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!