the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!