The ability to be a successful troll.

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the power to know what time is not

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the power to become retarded

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!