beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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Death at will

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to die....

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to state the obvious.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!