The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to snore.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!