The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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the power to dance in the dark

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to read captchas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!