The power to laugh while laughing.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to ride a bike

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!