every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the power to taste your own spit

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to create shit

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!