The power to light things on fire with a match

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The Power to Combust

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!