- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat food

The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

power to breathe

Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

Pointless Super Powers