the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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black people

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the power to die....

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!