THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The Power of cheese

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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black people

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The power to do NOTHING!

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to die on command

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!