The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to breath at will.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to see John Cena.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to have a power.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The Power to Combust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!