the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to bleed

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!