The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to breathe

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to fly indoors

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!