The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!