the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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the power to die at will

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!