The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to write about power.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to hurt the people you love

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!