The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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the power to dance in the dark

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!