The power to be stupid

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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the power to taste your own spit

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to suck your own dick

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to only make burnt toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!