The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The Power to Combust

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to make cats burp.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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Tits for a guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!