The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Immunity to medication

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!